You know you are in Italy when ...
After churning out all the trip logs last night with only one hour of sleep, I magically caught the train in Venice on time and now waiting in the lounge of Rome airport for my flight to Amsterdam. To sum up my first ever Italy trip, I've decided to compile a David Letterman style "Top 10 List" of You know you are in Italy when ... 10. You are getting impatient with those 2-hour dinners and ask for the bill many times but the waiters keep ignoring you and the customers waiting outside. 9. Cars are dirty, beat-up and parked (or double-parked) every where on and off the side walks, with less than 3 inches of distance between them. 8. Cigarette smoking is allowed in restaurants and parents have no problem smoking at their babies and children. 7. You wonder what the hell is cover charge in your bill, on top of a 12% service charge. 6. A cup of cappuccino (€2) is cheaper than a glass of coke (€4), and you hear the American tourist at the next table complaining how absurd that is. 5. 60-year-old are not allowed to sit on the "priority seating" for elderly on the bus as they are reserved for age 70 or above. But you notice that 70% of the passengers are over 80. 4. Men are either slim, handsome, well-groomed or all of the above. 3. If you wear high-heels you will be taller than most of the men. 2. Caucasian women in their 30s wear Hello Kitty clothing and carry Hello Kitty trendy bags. 1. There are 20 ways to flush a toilet.
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